February 21, 2010

I got myself in A LOT OF TROUBLE TODAY! When we go outside to go potty, Mamaw always grabs some Kleenex to pick up my poop and then she can just flush it down the toilet when we come in. Well, today here she was holding those Kleenex right under my nose and I grabbed them away from her! Oh my God—was she mad…What made it even worse is I wanted to tease her with my behavior and I kept backing away or running away as she tried to retrieve the Kleenex from me. Finally she did manage to get them and then SHE TOOK ME FOR A WALK FROM HELL! I’m not kidding—she wouldn’t let me stop along the way to smell anything and when I needed to stop to poop, she didn’t even look back—she kept dragging me along. I didn’t have any choice but to poop along the way. When she realized what had happened she immediately went back and picked up. I wanted to say, “Well, how do you think the neighbors liked all of that”? I didn’t cause I didn’t want to make it any worse then it was.


She brought me right back to the house and wet feet and all just made me go into my kennel. Oh boy—it’s gonna be a long day…She left pretty soon after that and was gone awhile. I suppose she went out to “cool off.” She still left me in the kennel when she put the groceries away though. Now that’s when I know I AM REALLY IN TROUBLE. I just laid really still and observed what was going on around me waiting…and waiting…and waiting. Finally, she let me out and took me for another walk. Thank God this one was more canine friendly!