March 18, 2011

Bear with me, I'm gonna try to make your day.  Mamaw is just in awful shape and can barely get around.  I am so bored and so I'm gonna try to cheer us all up today.

Hope ya all wore your green yesterday.  She wore her Notre Dame green T-shirt and she was damned proud of it too!

Okay--here we go:

Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-usin people,
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes -- there I have to disagree...I managed to wear her boy shorts one day,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Now--my paws have taken a beating gettin this done for ya all so ENJOY!